For the Record

I'm so not clear sometimes...

The new job, you know, the one I had no business getting 'cause I'm not that good n' all? Yeah, that one. The company is Tulsa Dental. The office is in, well it's in Tulsa. They interviewed me in Tulsa. I got the job offer in Tulsa.

And my territory is in Los Angeles.

So I won't need to own a truck with a gunrack or wear a cowboy hat or listen to Merle Haggard. Or Jeff Foxworthy. But don't worry, I'll still be messing with the bull and getting the fucking horns, like always.