No news is good news

Jimmy Nuetron, Boy Genius was on earlier this evening. I wish I was really smart. Like, "my brain kicks your brain's ass smart." You know, the one kid that missed 2 points on their S.A.T.? There's one at every school. I always wished I was gifted. "That boy is gifted," they would say as I strolled past. Writing my first symphony at age 5, rushing for 300 yards every game and graduating from high school at age 14. Gifted. Jimmy Neutron does have an enormous head, I must say. Shit, he's got a great haircut though.

Did I mention I picked up some new jeans today? Man, I look smokin' hot in 'em. I may be Time Magazine's Man of the Year yet.