In My Head (II)

Occasionally, like any other red-blooded human being, I do something stupid and clumsy. I'll smack my head on an open cabinet. It's fairly common because I don't always look where I'm going. When I do, in the instant that follows the infraction, I'll pound on the cabinet, open and slam it a few times, just to insure that Goddamn thing thinks twice before hitting my head next time.