Hate it when I get political

You know, if I were a cat, which sounds incredibly cushy right now by the way, I'm absolutely sure at some point, I would say to myself, "What tha? I would swear that I shit in my litter box not even five minutes ago, and now it's gone."

I'm almost certain that's what she was thinking soon after I provided her a clean, sanitary spot to take care of her personal business.